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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

If anyone ever wants to go to the Salt and Pepper Diner, it’s actually pretty great.

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ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
*glass shatters*

Laying it down Stone Cold style.

This man is the fucking best. So much respect.

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN FOR PRESIDENT <3 

and people wonder why he’s a badass

He has got no time for idiots or their bigoted and ludicrous bullshit <3 

Stone Cold Steve Austin. Arrive. Raise common sense. Leave.